Life's Unanswerable Questions

Im kind of bored right now so Im just going to type up some stupid questions that I really want to know the answers to.
1. Why do people call them "buildings" when we are already done building it?
2. If you are not allowed to walk on the grass then how do the "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
3. If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underwear on the outside of his tights?
4. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
5. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
6. If an orange is orange, than why isn't a lime called a green? Or a lemon called a yellow?
7. If quitters never win and winners never quit, what idiot came up with " quit while you're ahead"?
8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
9. Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
10. What came first? The chicken or the egg?
11. Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't smell or taste anything like it?
12. Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
13. How can something be "new and improved" if it is new? What was it improving on?
14. Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
15. Why does careGIVER and careTAKER mean the same thing?
16. Why do people say "heads up" when they should duck?
17. Why do they put holes in crackers?
18. If a bunch of cats jump on eachother, is it still called a dog pile?
19. If you choke a smirf, what color does it turn?
20. Why is it that when someone tells you "there are a billion stars in the sky" you believe them but when they tell you "the wall has wet paint on it" you have to touch it to be sure?
21. How did we know that eggs were eatable? Did someone just say "Im going to eat the next thing that comes out of that chickens ass"?
22. Can fat people go skinny dipping?
23.Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours screaming their heads off?
24. Why do we press harder on a remote control button when we know the battery is dead?
25. Why isn't popcorn a vegitable?
26. Why can people put a naked statue outside but we cant run around naked ourselves?
27. What is a male ladybug called? A manbug?
28. Why do donuts have holes?
29. How do we know that Humpty Dumpty is actually an egg? Where in the song does it say he is an egg?
30. What hair color do they put on bald people's drivers license?